Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

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Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

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Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

Why do divorced men get married again?

Bad memory.

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Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

Where will the 400 pound gorilla sleep?

Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe

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Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope