Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

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Who wants gold?

Amuse me first...hahaha

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonc before they were married?

Fiance

Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.

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Where will the 400 pound gorilla sleep?

Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe

Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

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Why did the melons have a big wedding?

Well, they cantaloupe

Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.