Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

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Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

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Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet!

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Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

Where will the 400 pound gorilla sleep?

Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe

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Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.