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Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

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Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

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What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

How do rain drops marry?

They coalesce

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Where will the 400 pound gorilla sleep?

Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe

Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

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Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.