400 Pound Jokes

Where will the 400 pound gorilla sleep?

Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

Big Wedding Jokes More Big Wedding Jokes

Why did the melons have a big wedding?

Well, they cantaloupe

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.