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400 Pound Jokes

Where will the 400 pound gorilla sleep?

Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe

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Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

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Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

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Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

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What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "