400 Pound Jokes

Where will the 400 pound gorilla sleep?

Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe

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Because they just cantaloupe.

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Bad memory.

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He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

Why is the all-seeing eye the symbol of the occult?

Because they want us all under super-vision!