400 Pound Jokes

Where will the 400 pound gorilla sleep?

Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

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Why did the melons have a big wedding?

Well, they cantaloupe

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

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Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled?

Tummy, my X-Men!

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What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he's married.