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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

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Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

Cantaloupe)

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Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

Cantaloupe)