Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.

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Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

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Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.