What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

How did the telephones get married?

In a double ring ceremony!

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What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

What do you call a sterile fruit?

A cantaloupe.