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Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

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What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

Why did the melons have a big wedding?

Well, they cantaloupe

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!