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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Which kind of shark is also the saddest dog?

The porbeagle.

What if sharks hug with their mouths?

Just sayin.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

Loan Shark Jokes More Loan Shark Jokes

What did Jaws call his solo banking firm?

Loan shark.

What do you call a money lender who lives in the ocean?

A loan shark!