Where's my money?

A loan shark "Where are my friends - alone shark

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Which kind of shark is also the saddest dog?

The porbeagle.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do women and Spotify ads have in common?

They're both annoying and want your money.

What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

Loan Shark Jokes More Loan Shark Jokes

What do you call a money lender who lives in the ocean?

A loan shark!

What did Jaws call his solo banking firm?

Loan shark.