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A loan shark "Where are my friends - alone shark

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

What do you call a shark with no friends?

A lone shark

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

Loan Shark Jokes More Loan Shark Jokes

What do you call a money lender who lives in the ocean?

A loan shark!

What did Jaws call his solo banking firm?

Loan shark.