Theocracy Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

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What do you get when you cross a fancy car and a sweet potato?

A Yambourghini!

Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

He was two-tired...

Nation Jokes More Nation Jokes

What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What functions worse than the US Government?

A Greek Bank.

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

Communism Jokes More Communism Jokes

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

What type of computer is unusually large?

A Dell

Chipmunk Jokes More Chipmunk Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.