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Theocracy Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

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Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What do you call the 'n' in government?

CryptoN Only few will get this

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

Nation Jokes More Nation Jokes

How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

Chipmunk Jokes More Chipmunk Jokes

Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

Communism Jokes More Communism Jokes

Why doesn't communism work in a school enviroment?

Because everyone would get the same Marx.

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism