Theocracy Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

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Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

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Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

What type of sense of humor does rain have?

A very wet sense of humor

Communism Jokes More Communism Jokes

Why doesn't communism work in a school enviroment?

Because everyone would get the same Marx.

What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

Nation Jokes More Nation Jokes

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

Chipmunk Jokes More Chipmunk Jokes

Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.