Theocracy Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles!

How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

Communism Jokes More Communism Jokes

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

Nation Jokes More Nation Jokes

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

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What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

What type of gum does a Buddhist prefer?

Enlightenmint!

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

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What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

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What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

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Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

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Chipmunk Jokes More Chipmunk Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.