Corny Joke Jokes

What is a Squirrels favorite joke?

A-corny joke.

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What kind of jokes do farmers like?

Corny jokes.

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!

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Maize Jokes More Maize Jokes

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!

Monk Jokes More Monk Jokes

What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste

What do you call a monk that likes vaporwave?

A S C E T I C

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

How did the set react when it heard about the Russell Paradox?

It couldn't contain itself.

What two words contain the most letters?

Post office.

Ba Jokes More Ba Jokes

Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone. Ba

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you always get on your birthday?

Another year older!birt

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

Cobalt Jokes More Cobalt Jokes

What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

Why is a violin difficult to play?

Because it is fiddly!

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving