Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
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A-corny joke.
I see frozen peas are cool this time of year...you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke.
Corny jokes.
CORNY JOKES!!!
Ba dum ship.
A maize zing!!!
Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing
It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.
Okay men, get on the ship.
I want them all! "What's brown and sticky?" "A stick."
Shiver me timbers!
Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.
The NBA draft
Because they always take things literally
A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...
Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
The Allahu Ak Bar
Billy Braggs too much tell him to stop it!
We need to give you a cavity search
Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.
An anti-joke.
