Corny Joke Jokes

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

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What is a Squirrels favorite joke?

A-corny joke.

What should I buy for dinner?

I see frozen peas are cool this time of year...you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke.

What kind of jokestuff do farmers like?

Corny jokes.

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!

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Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

What do you buy a recently neutered cat?

Spay Roses.

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What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

Why don't people like talking about herpes?

It's a sore subject.

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Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas?

Sooner or later they find a potent cousin.

Where would you find Percy Miller's toothbrush?

In his Master P room.

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What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

What did the monk say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

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Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

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How does a door chime answer the phone?

Bella

What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone?

Yello?

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Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is Palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."