Corny Joke Jokes

What is a Squirrels favorite joke?

A-corny joke.

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What kind of jokes do farmers like?

Corny jokes.

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!

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Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Monk Jokes More Monk Jokes

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

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What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms?

A 2na

What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

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What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

What do you call a factory that sells passable products?

A satisfactory

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What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY

Nba Jokes More Nba Jokes

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call ten white folks on a bench?

The NBA

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

Prayer Jokes More Prayer Jokes

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Ramen.