Why do squirrels swim on their back?

To keep their nuts dry.

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What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

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What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

What is a Squirrels favorite joke?

A-corny joke.