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How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.

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What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

How can a thing be heavier than it is?

T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic

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How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

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How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter.

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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What do you call a group of environmentalists in jail?

Collared Greens'

How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.