Environmentalist Jokes

How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit?

A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes

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What do you call a group of environmentalists in jail?

Collared Greens'

How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.

Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

Eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

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Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Viet Nam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know? That's right, you know, because you weren't there, man!

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?

PC Plod.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why do blacksmiths go to jail?

Forging.

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

Collared Green Jokes More Collared Green Jokes

What do you call a green polo shirt?

Collared greens

What's the kinkiest leafy green?

Collared Greens

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

How do Eskimos make things stick together?

Igloo

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew