Environmentalist Jokes

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.

Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why do blacksmiths go to jail?

Forging.

What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why wasn't the joke funny at the dance?

There wasn't a punch line.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Bin Jokes More Bin Jokes

Where's your bin?

A man sees that his neigjhbnour doesn't have his wheeled trash bin. "Hey bub, where's ya bin" "I took a little vacation for a few weeks," "No. I meant where's your bin?" "Told ya, vacation, at the beach!" "No man. Where's ya wheely bin?" "Ok, fine! I've wheely been to jail! Happy now?"

Environmentalist Jokes

How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a group of environmentalists in jail?

How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

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