Eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.
One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.
One is against the law and the other is sick bird.
DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME
Because he left a residue at every pole.
When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.
The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.
He didn't see a porpoise...
Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"
On The Wire.
Patty O'Furniture
MUH SOGGY KEYS!
Turn on their windshield vipers.
A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes
