Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

Eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

What's the difference between a fort and a fortress?

A fortress has breastworks.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van

What did the author of The Lord of the Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

Environmentalist Jokes More Environmentalist Jokes

How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit?

A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes

How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.