Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

Eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the most politically divided animal?

The polar bear..

Why is Putin Always early?

Because hes Russian (rush-en)

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

Environmentalist Jokes More Environmentalist Jokes

How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit?

A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes

What do you call a group of environmentalists in jail?

Collared Greens'