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What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

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What do you say when you leave the UAE?

Dubai-bye!

How many ears do Star Trek fans have?

3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.

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Why does rain make people sad?

Because they're in a depression.

How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

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What are the differences among a piano, a tuna, and super glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

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It was leave your keys at the door.

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What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

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What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.