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What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Raining elephants!

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

Activist Jokes More Activist Jokes

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

Man Right Jokes More Man Right Jokes

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.