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What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

How many were left?

None. They were all copy cats!

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.

Activist Jokes More Activist Jokes

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

Man Right Jokes More Man Right Jokes

How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!