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How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They only screw playoff games

How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

Activist Jokes More Activist Jokes

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!