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What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.

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Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

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Is there a hole in your shoe?

No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

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What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

Be too drunk to find your keys.