What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.

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Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

Because Germans like to march in the shade.

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How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

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How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

Be too drunk to find your keys.

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

Both can be solved with a coat hanger