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What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.

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What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

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Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

What is a condom with a hole?

Kinder Surprise

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Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.