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What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.

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Where do French lawyers like to relax?

The J'accusi

What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!

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Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

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What's the key to long lasting Relationships?

Not breaking up

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

Be too drunk to find your keys.