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What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why is there no Asian Isaac Newton?

He sat under the durian tree.

What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows?

Tetris

Disney Jokes More Disney Jokes

Which knee?

Mickey: Disney

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

Pinnochio Jokes More Pinnochio Jokes

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.