What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

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Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

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How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel.

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

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What is a racists favorite Disney film?

101 Damn'Asians.

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

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Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

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What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!