To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.
They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.
Nothing. You already told her.
He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"
Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!
He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!
101 damnations
She was having Disney spells.
The woman in church has hope in her soul.
A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)
Wooden you like to know
Because he has a woodpecker!