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What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!

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What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

Why didn't they use Black Phosphorous?

It doesn't work.

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How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

Why didn't the lesbian go to the bread festival?

She already gets two times the normal amount of yeast.

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What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

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What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!

What was the dentist's horrific gastronomical invention?

Tartar sauce.