Lesbian Vampire Jokes

What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

Sametime next month? I heard this jome a while back. Sorry if its a repost

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What did the two lesbian vampires say to each other?

Same time next month?

What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

What did the lesbian vampires say to each other?

Seeya next month!

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What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"

Lover Jokes More Lover Jokes

Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

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What language do lesbians speak?

Gaelic.

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

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What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What do you mean, ten?

Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."

What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

Why ya going to the airport?

Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

What should you do when your girlfriend starts smoking??

Slow down and maybe use some lube...

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

What do you call the first migrant off the boat?

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