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How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

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What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

What do black birds pick?

CAAAAAAAH-tin...

Auschwitz Jokes More Auschwitz Jokes
Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women call men under 6 inches?

Friends.

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

Ex Girlfriend Jokes More Ex Girlfriend Jokes

What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

Pickup Jokes More Pickup Jokes

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

They only had one pickup