Dustpan Jokes

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

Pickup Jokes More Pickup Jokes

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

What happens next?

The broom gets sweepy.

What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

Ex Girlfriend Jokes More Ex Girlfriend Jokes

What did the blue crab call his ex girlfriend?

Old Bay

What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.