Dustpan Jokes

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Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake?

Someone else's!

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

What does a witch do if her broom is stolen?

She calls the flying squad!

Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

Pickup Jokes More Pickup Jokes

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

Ex Girlfriend Jokes More Ex Girlfriend Jokes

What did the blue crab call his ex girlfriend?

Old Bay

What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

A 100$ bill

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

Auschwitz Jokes More Auschwitz Jokes