Wha suh b?
A "booquet" of flower.
Because Sheeran
Because he's got a hollow-weenie.
He went back to square one....
They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.
Harambe
Pokemon Go always goes down on me
Your main squeeze.
His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.
Neither want me coming inside them.
Because the state abolished plant parenthood
Because he is forever a loan.
When your wife's clothes start to fit her.
He dumped his girlfriend.
Abort - Bort - Bort!
Because she was seeing somebody on the side.
It has to change for itself.
Homeless
Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots
Because he needed his space.
Marriage.. you wanna?
Because they're too young for him
Nothing. You already told her twice.
And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?
My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string
Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.
Homeless.
It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.
One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.
Carpaltunnel
Old Bay.
Feyonc
She just wasn't working out.
Pasta la vista, baby.
Umami!
They are both 8........
Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)!!!
Boo bae! (Read aloud please)
Slow down and maybe use some lube...
Sorbet
Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!!
Because you're real, but your girlfriend is imaginary
You give her a test-tickle.
I need space.
A maize runner. Credit goes to my girlfriend.
Old bae.
Slow down and use Lubricant.
Accommodating.
I just need some space.
Slow down and grab some lube!!
Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).
Antelopes.
He has two clean fingers.
He gave her a ring.
Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
My girlfriend knows about my wife.
Snickers satisfies.
His Feyonce.
I'm font of you.
It swept with his girlfriend
Your girlfriend has to chew before she can swallow,
Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
Have I got an ax to grind with you.
When he starts using condoms with other girls.
See you next month!
Both can be solved with a coat hanger
You are my significant otter.
Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)
Feyonce.
He nectar!
SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!
Www.AshleyMadison.com
He broke up with his girlfriend.
Some people actually believe santa exist.
He has one clean finger.
About 60 pounds.
The ones that are hot don't last as long
Your girlfriend.
We'd be good together.
Your's is possessive
About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes
Baaaaaeeeee!
You Cantaloupe.
When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
His smellular phone!
Cows are real.
He just wasn't really Inuit...
He screwed, nutted, and bolted.
A $100 bill.
She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"
I don't know...
I need some space.
He dumped his girlfriend
She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.
Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.
After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.
BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors
When the color of the license plates start to change.
Maple flakes From my well intentioned girlfriend
The government worker says: "That's mollasified."
At least a brazillion dollars...
A tangent
He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."
Hey, how are you *Alduin*
Grave-y gravy
A terror-phone.
An informant
A bird can fly.
Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.
To burn some calories.
