What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

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What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

What do you call an old person trying to fit in with today's kids?

A dislocated hipster.

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What do you call a trombone player who just broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless.

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?

Feyonc

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What do I do after I die?

Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud

Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?

So you can read their lips.

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Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.