What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

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Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

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What do you call a girlfriend who does kegel exercises?

Your main squeeze.

Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

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What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.