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What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

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What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

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What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend?

Baaaaaeeeee!

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Liberal Arts Degrees.

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Conics

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Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist?

By becoming a ventriloquist!