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What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

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What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.

What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

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Why do the undead read cringe stories?

Because they're already... DEAD INSIDE.

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

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Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.