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What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

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How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

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What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyonce.

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What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

What do you call someone who reads in the sun?

Well Red.

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How do you scare away a Vestiphobic?

Say "Shoo".

Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!