What's the difference between Pokémon go and my girlfriend?

Pokemon Go always goes down on me

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What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

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Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

Which Pokemon trainer does Scyther hate the most?

Red

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How Do You Break Up With Your Girlfriend?

Www.AshleyMadison.com

What did the lesbian vampire say to her girlfriend?

See you next month!