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What's the difference between Pokémon go and my girlfriend?

Pokemon Go always goes down on me

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist?

An etymologist knows.

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

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How do you get Peekachu on a bus?

You Pokemon

What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

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What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "