Warlock Jokes

What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

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What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

With a warlock.

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Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

How do you spell women backwards?

Kitchen

Subject Jokes More Subject Jokes

Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos?

Because the subject is still to immature.

Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies!.... And I'll just see myself out.

Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is another difference between a circus and a whorehouse?

My husband doesn't go to the circus

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

Potion Jokes More Potion Jokes

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

Necronomnomnomicon Jokes More Necronomnomnomicon Jokes

What is H.P. Lovecraft's cook book called?

The Necronomnomnomicon.

What was the warlock's favorite cookbook?

The Necronomnomnomicon.