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Warlock Jokes

What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

With a warlock.

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Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

How do you spell "candy" with only 2 letters?

And

Subject Jokes More Subject Jokes

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

Potion Jokes More Potion Jokes

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

Necronomnomnomicon Jokes More Necronomnomnomicon Jokes

What is H.P. Lovecraft's cook book called?

The Necronomnomnomicon.

What was the warlock's favorite cookbook?

The Necronomnomnomicon.

University Jokes More University Jokes

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.