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Warlock Jokes

What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

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What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

With a warlock.

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Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

What do you call a wizard who loves being on busy trams?

Harry Frotteur

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

Why do witches have stiff joints?

They get broomatism!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

What do you give an octomom for Mother's Day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

Necronomnomnomicon Jokes More Necronomnomnomicon Jokes

What is H.P. Lovecraft's cook book called?

The Necronomnomnomicon.

What was the warlock's favorite cookbook?

The Necronomnomnomicon.

Potion Jokes More Potion Jokes

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

With a warlock.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

Subject Jokes More Subject Jokes

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

What subject are snakes good at school?

Hiss-tory!