Warlock Jokes

What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

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What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

With a warlock.

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Potion Jokes More Potion Jokes

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!

Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

Why isn't Christmas spelled Christmals?

Because Noel.

Subject Jokes More Subject Jokes

What subject are snakes good at school?

Hiss-tory!

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

0K

Necronomnomnomicon Jokes More Necronomnomnomicon Jokes

What was the warlock's favorite cookbook?

The Necronomnomnomicon.

What is H.P. Lovecraft's cook book called?

The Necronomnomnomicon.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him?

Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.