Warlock Jokes

What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

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What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

With a warlock.

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What subject are snakes good at school?

Hiss-tory!

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Where did the witch get her furniture?

From the ideal gnome exhibition!

What happens when you see two twin sister witches?

You don't know which witch is which!

Potion Jokes More Potion Jokes

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

With a warlock.

University Jokes More University Jokes

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

Necronomnomnomicon Jokes More Necronomnomnomicon Jokes

What is H.P. Lovecraft's cook book called?

The Necronomnomnomicon.

What was the warlock's favorite cookbook?

The Necronomnomnomicon.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

How do you spell badly?

With a broken magic wand.

How do you spell "laughing out loud" by using binary?

1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

Why can't a ghost get anyone pregnant?

Because he has a hollow-weenie