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Warlock Jokes

What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

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What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

With a warlock.

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What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

University Jokes More University Jokes

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why can't a ghost get anyone pregnant?

Because he has a hollow-weenie

Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

What spell does Harry Potter use on Halloween?

Spoopify

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

How do you get a witch pregnant?

How do you get a witch pregnant?

Necronomnomnomicon Jokes More Necronomnomnomicon Jokes

What was the warlock's favorite cookbook?

The Necronomnomnomicon.

What is H.P. Lovecraft's cook book called?

The Necronomnomnomicon.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.