Warlock Jokes

What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

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What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

With a warlock.

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What university did Lil Jon go to?

YAAAAAAAAALE

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.

Potion Jokes More Potion Jokes

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

With a warlock.

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.

What do you call a witch that stays out all night?

A fresh air freak.

Necronomnomnomicon Jokes More Necronomnomnomicon Jokes

What was the warlock's favorite cookbook?

The Necronomnomnomicon.

What is H.P. Lovecraft's cook book called?

The Necronomnomnomicon.

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies!.... And I'll just see myself out.