Warlock Jokes

What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

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What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

With a warlock.

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What was the warlock's favorite cookbook?

The Necronomnomnomicon.

What is H.P. Lovecraft's cook book called?

The Necronomnomnomicon.

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Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

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What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

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Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

0K

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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

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What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

With a warlock.

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Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

With a warlock.

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What is the worst way to spell Mississippi?

Correctly.

How do you spell "Pringles" in Spanish?

Pringls