Pepe Jokes

How many pepes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's the best selling soft drink in Italy?

Dr. Pepe

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Confirm Jokes More Confirm Jokes

What has been confirmed when Ariana Grande spat on the donuts?

She's a spitter, not a swallower.

Why did the snail cross the road?

It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

Disk Jokes More Disk Jokes

What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

What's a life without manitees?

A life with out porpoise.

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moonmission?

He Apollo-gized.

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do you do if your computer hums?

Tell it to change its socsks!

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Why are art contests so disappointing?

They always end in a draw

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!