Pepe Jokes

How many pepes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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What's the best selling soft drink in Italy?

Dr. Pepe

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands?

They do not sew

Knock Knock. Who's there? Beaver E! Beaver E who?

Beaver E quiet and nobody will find us!

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why was the Butcher depressed?

Because his life was in shambles.

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

What do you call a drawing of Ketchup?

Sketchup

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Disk Jokes More Disk Jokes

What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.