Tech Jokes

What's the most surprising advancement in tech?

Headphone jacks are obsolete.

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What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

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Forward Jokes More Forward Jokes

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

How many words does it take to start a car?

Forwards

Facility Jokes More Facility Jokes

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

What do you call the facility where they make lower quality, but still acceptable, goods?

The satisfactory.

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

Who's there! Claude! Claude who?

Claudework Orange!

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

Claude

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

How many x does it take to change a lightbulb?

F(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype.

Fine Jokes More Fine Jokes

What happens if a pig parks illegally?

It oink-urs a fine.

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

How many Dragon Ball Z episodes does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what you're blaming me for, it's your fault!