Headphone jacks are obsolete.
Claude.
Have you tried turning the light off and back on?
Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.
And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?
Leave them to slug it out.
A Neko.
I'm paw!
I hold mine by the ears.
The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.
He was caught poaching.
It oink-urs a fine.
Because she wants to rise and shine.
A bite in shining armor.
Who says it's dark
None it is done by the automatic pilot.
One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.
In his diarrhea.
They use Force quit.
The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."
