Tech Jokes

What's the most surprising advancement in tech?

Headphone jacks are obsolete.

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What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

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Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.

Fine Jokes More Fine Jokes

Why was the lion-tamer fined?

He parked on a yellow lion!

Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.

Ibm Jokes More Ibm Jokes

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

What do the French call artificial feet for cats?

Faux Paws

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

Injection Jokes More Injection Jokes

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man do when he got a big gas bill?

He exploded.

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.