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Why are fleas never happy?

They're in-fur-iated.

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What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take a dog