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How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.

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How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

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How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I?

What gets louder as it gets smaller?

A baby in a trash compactor.

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What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

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What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Where is the most environmental friendly place on Earth?

R/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!