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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

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Heavy petting.

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

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Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi