What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs?

Unfortunate.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

Taxi Jokes More Taxi Jokes

How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

Take a taxi

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.