What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

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How much does a red lightsaber cost?

An arm and a leg edit: slightly improved punchline

Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

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What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

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What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

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Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu?

He's from Team Rocket

Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

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When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.