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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be.....

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who worships his own scrotum?

Sacrilegious.

How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

Taxi Jokes More Taxi Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

Take a taxi