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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

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What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

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Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

Taxi Jokes More Taxi Jokes

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

How does a German get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!