Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."
He stares at shoes while he talks to you.
100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.
ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives
He tried, but it didn't work out.
Urine trouble!
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.
Mine is distract me from my own mortality
