Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

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How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

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What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

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What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

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Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.