Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."
On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.
Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.
They are both always trying to get a Pikachu.
They think long and hard before they touch weiner.
A doctor.
Because he didn't feel well.
He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.