Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

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Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why do women talk so much?

Because they have 4 lips.

How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby daughter?

The baby, because she's a little bigger.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What did the doctor say to the terminally ill deaf patient?

Now, this May be difficult to hear...

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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