On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.
He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.
He was wanted for several charges of battery
Because money talks.
When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.
A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.
One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears
Neither did he.
He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!
Buster tire can I use your phone!
A no-key-a
Because he was driving her buggy.
Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant
