On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.
Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it
Once you Hava Nagila, you'll want another!
An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.
February... because it has the least number of days
A cry for Alp!
Baby on board.
Because freedom rings.
"Today children we will learn our ABC's"
Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.
Colin.
Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!
Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.
