Because their peckers are on their faces.
Their peckers are on their heads.
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-Un.
Where is my tractor?
Cottontales
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will
He couldn't see it coming
I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.
To match the rest of the household appliances.
Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!
Boy trees have woodpeckers.
The brides are already dressed in white.
He whale-d
She:No, I'm a dentist
It's a CVS receipt. You love it Oh thank you very much.
Bolton braces!
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