Because their peckers are on their faces.
Their peckers are on their heads.
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.
Did you ever try to shut off a rooster
A Zimmer frame
Because it's too far to walk.
I guess it's too grue-some.
Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.
This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.
Names
They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.
Because there horns don't work.
Fry-days.
He was hopped up on Easter eggs.
Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!
Denim Denim Denim
Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.
None, they go commando.