Pecker Jokes

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

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Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament?

Because they lost their 2 best shooters

Why do chicken coups only have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.

Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.

Muscle Jokes More Muscle Jokes

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

Black&Decker Pecker Wrecker Jokes More Black&Decker Pecker Wrecker Jokes