Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

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How do we know God isn't black?

Because then he would've said "I is who I is"

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

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Why did jesus not go to australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

Where do people in Detroit get their groceries?

They don't.