Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

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Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect.

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Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Montana?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!

Why wasn't Jesus born in Puerto Rico?

He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

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What is the most confusing holiday in Detroit?

Labor Day.

How did the sun die?

It went to Detroit.