Finnishe Jokes

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished.

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What do you call a Finn, who gets something done?

Finnished

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're!

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

Finn Jokes More Finn Jokes

What's Finn's favorite grocery store?

TR-8R Poe's.

What do you call a Finn, who gets something done?

Finnished

Swedish Jokes More Swedish Jokes

What do Swedish people put in their coffee?

Artifical Swedeners

What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.

What are your symptoms?

I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

What happens when Bosnian terrorists start attacking municipal government buildings?

It Herzegovina

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

Vladimir Putin Jokes More Vladimir Putin Jokes

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite subject?

Computin science

Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

Cause their cars are always Stalin

What do you call a Russian with three testicles?

Hudyanika Bolokov