Finnishe Jokes

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished.

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What do you call a Finn, who gets something done?

Finnished

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.

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What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?

Finnish Hymn!

What does Mortal Kombat and a Helsinki church have in common?

Finnish hymns

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

Inventory Jokes More Inventory Jokes

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

What do you call inventory that doesn't exist?

Finnish Goods

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

How did the guy from Kentucky find his sister in the woods?

Pretty good!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

Finnish Jokes More Finnish Jokes

What do you call a group of people standing in the Arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

Why?

Because it was the Finnish line.

European Jokes More European Jokes

What European capital has the most ghosts?

Boodapest!

What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.