Finnishe Jokes

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished.

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What do you call a Finn, who gets something done?

Finnished

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.

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What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

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What kind of cat should you take into the desert?

A first aid kitty!

What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

European Jokes More European Jokes

What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

Helsinki Jokes More Helsinki Jokes

What does Mortal Kombat and a Helsinki church have in common?

Finnish hymns

What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?

Finnish Hymn!

Mortal Kombat Jokes More Mortal Kombat Jokes

What is Mortal Kombat fans' favorite Nigerian state?

It's Kano.

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

Nationality Jokes More Nationality Jokes

What nationality is not quite one?

Swedish

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

Church Music Jokes More Church Music Jokes

What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?

FINNISH HYMN!

Why do feminists hate church music?

Because of all the Hymns.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What did the deaf Canadian say to the American that was talking?

Eh?

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.