What position does your brother play in the school football team?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

Jay Jokes More Jay Jokes

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?

Feyonc

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyonce.

Drawback Jokes More Drawback Jokes

Which weapon has the least amount of drawbacks?

A bow.

What position does your brother play in the school football team?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks!