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What position does your brother play in the school football team?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks!

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed!

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Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

Jay Jokes More Jay Jokes

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

Drawback Jokes More Drawback Jokes

What position does your brother play in the school football team?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks!

Which weapon has the least amount of drawbacks?

A bow.