What position does your brother play in the school football team?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words

What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

Which positions does a violist use?

First third and emergency.

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What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z?

1.21 JiggaWhats

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?

Feyonc

Drawback Jokes More Drawback Jokes

What position does your brother play in the school football team?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks!

Which weapon has the least amount of drawbacks?

A bow.