What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

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Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

What do you call a camel in a car?

A camel auto!

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What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

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What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...

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What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

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What did Luke Skywalker get for his 16th birthday?

A Toy-Yoda

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda