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Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

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Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

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Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

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Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

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Why was the blond excited when she finished her puzzle after 6 months?

Because the box said 2-4 years!

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.