Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

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How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

Why isn't there a straight pride parade?

They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot.

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What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

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What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

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Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.