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Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

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Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

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A pyrite!

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Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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What do you put in a box to make it lighter?

Courtney Love

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A box of quackers!

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Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...

Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.