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Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

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How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!

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Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

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Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

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Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

Because Ken always came in another box.

Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

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What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...