Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

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What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to?

Their nose

What were you doing?

Flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."

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What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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What's in 65 days?

The blonde replies, "I completed the puzzle in 65 days! The box said 2 to 4 years!"

What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

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What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!