What do you get when you click to see the punchline?

DEEZ NUTS

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

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How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Click here to find out!

Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

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What do you call obnoxious almonds?

DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!

What do you get when you click to see the punchline?

DEEZ NUTS