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What do you call obnoxious almonds?

DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!

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Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

Deez nuts

Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!