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Exaggerate Jokes

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

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What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

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What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

What do insects learn at school?

Mothmatics!

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do Kim Kardashian and Hurricane Sandy have in common?

They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.

What do you call someone who blows himself up by accident?

An Errorist!

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist?

A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own

Length Jokes More Length Jokes

How do you calculate the length of rosemary?

Sprigonometry

Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

Cos' sin tans

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

What do me and Subway have in common?

12 inches

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.