They both exaggerate the length.
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Coffee Mug
That people exaggerate.
They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.
Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
Cos' sin tans
A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO
From trying to blow out lightbulbs.
Russell.
Not all men.
Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.
Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.
You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.
Aspirin sorry guys
A webinar.
Italians.