Exaggerate Jokes

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

What do you call a man who used to like tractors?

An extractor fan!

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

What's a spiders favorite way to learn?

A webinar.

Length Jokes More Length Jokes

How do you calculate the length of rosemary?

Sprigonometry

Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

Cos' sin tans

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve