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Exaggerate Jokes

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

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What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

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Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no knees?

Toni

What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

What's your answer?

Whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.

Length Jokes More Length Jokes

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

How do you calculate the length of rosemary?

Sprigonometry

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?

A maybe.

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.