Exaggerate Jokes

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How do nursing babies blow their noses?

With breast tissue.

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Blow a little boogie into it!

Length Jokes More Length Jokes

How do you calculate the length of rosemary?

Sprigonometry

Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

Cos' sin tans

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?

A maybe.

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.