What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

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What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.

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What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake?

Panic

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite