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What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

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What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A violator.

Why do people knock on a locked public restroom door?

And what is the person inside to say "who is it "

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What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist?

A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted