What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.

Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because it's harder to run in squares.

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII?

She was trying to get ahead!