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What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

Third as many as for a regular bulb.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is it not safe to doze on trains?

Because they run over sleepers.

Why was the nose running?

Cuz it's a running nose