Christopher Walken Jokes

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

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Why is Christopher Walken so tired?

Because at night, he's always sleepwalken

How do you know you've found Christopher Walken's house?

It has a recognizable gait

What do you call Christopher Walken when he is sitting?

Christopher Sitten

What do you call Christopher Reeve before the accident?

Christopher Walken.

What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

Who does Christopher Reeve wish he could be?

Christopher Walken

Who's faster than Christopher Walken?

Christopher Runnen Who's slower Christopher Crawlen

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How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

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What is the opposite of progress?

Colgatereally)Congress.

What is the opposite of leapfrog?

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Who is the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken

Whats the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Christopher Reeves

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What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?

These Boots Are Made For Walken.....

Why was christopher never in the same place?

Because he's always Walken

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

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Munnu: It went good, but lastly they asked me show them my testimonial. Chunnu: So Munnu: I think I showed them the wrong thing.