Christopher Walken
Because at night, he's always sleepwalken
It has a recognizable gait
Christopher Sitten
Christopher Walken.
Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken
Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)
A Walken humidor.
Christopher Runnen Who's slower Christopher Crawlen
He wanted to smoke a joint!
Mariguana.
Close... but no cigar.
Because he's always Walken
He needed places to hide the bodies.
He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!
He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.
None. They like it on the dark side.
She thought it was diet coke
Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.
Me: I peed my pants.
Paddy o' furniture