Christopher Walken Jokes

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken

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Why is Christopher Walken so tired?

Because at night, he's always sleepwalken

How do you know you've found Christopher Walken's house?

It has a recognizable gait

What do you call Christopher Walken when he is sitting?

Christopher Sitten

What do you call Christopher Reeve before the accident?

Christopher Walken.

What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

Who does Christopher Reeve wish he could be?

Christopher Walken

Who's faster than Christopher Walken?

Christopher Runnen Who's slower Christopher Crawlen

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A mute. Sorry if repost.

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Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy?

I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point

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Ewoks

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

"Would you like fries with that "

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What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

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What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

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How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

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What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!!:0

How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

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Where does Christopher keep his dance shoes?

In the Walken closet.

Why was christopher never in the same place?

Because he's always Walken