Christopher Walken
Because at night, he's always sleepwalken
It has a recognizable gait
Christopher Sitten
Christopher Walken.
Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken
Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)
A Walken humidor.
Christopher Runnen Who's slower Christopher Crawlen
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
I haven't seem any all year! (It's 12:00 NZST)
In A minor.
Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
They think outside the box.
Be too drunk to find your keys.
Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident
These Boots Are Made For Walken.....
Because he's always Walken
Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!
Web design.
A frog. It croaks every night.
She went out with the tide.
Because his boots were at the menders!
He was a lacist.
