Christopher Walken Jokes

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken

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Why is Christopher Walken so tired?

Because at night, he's always sleepwalken

How do you know you've found Christopher Walken's house?

It has a recognizable gait

What do you call Christopher Walken when he is sitting?

Christopher Sitten

What do you call Christopher Reeve before the accident?

Christopher Walken.

What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

Who does Christopher Reeve wish he could be?

Christopher Walken

Who's faster than Christopher Walken?

Christopher Runnen Who's slower Christopher Crawlen

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Who is the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

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Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

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How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why was christopher never in the same place?

Because he's always Walken

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

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Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why'd the blonde snort a line of Splenda?

She thought it was diet coke

How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

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Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

Paddy o' furniture