Christopher Walken Jokes

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken

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Why is Christopher Walken so tired?

Because at night, he's always sleepwalken

How do you know you've found Christopher Walken's house?

It has a recognizable gait

What do you call Christopher Walken when he is sitting?

Christopher Sitten

What do you call Christopher Reeve before the accident?

Christopher Walken.

What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

Who does Christopher Reeve wish he could be?

Christopher Walken

Who's faster than Christopher Walken?

Christopher Runnen Who's slower Christopher Crawlen

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken

Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

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You're too young to be smoking!

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A Warehouse.

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Unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.