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Who does Christopher Reeve wish he could be?

Christopher Walken

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Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

What do you call Christopher Reeve before the accident?

Christopher Walken.

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Who's faster than Christopher Walken?

Christopher Runnen Who's slower Christopher Crawlen

Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

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How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)