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What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

Why is a duck when it's round?

Because the farther it flies, the fewer.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

Dino-mite.

What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night?

Bronto-snore-us!

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

Why did the console cross the road?

To render the buildings on the other side