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What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

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What do you call a flying bus?

Bus Lightyear...

What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland?

It Netherlands.

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

Which Dinosaurs love electricity?

Bulbasaurs

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Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)