What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

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How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

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What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

Which musician is the most generous?

Cher