It's already run out of battery.
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Coffee Mug
A sphinxter.
Ice melt it.
A fart taking the elevator.
It goes back four seconds.
The screen stays black when you check the time.
He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.
Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.
In BATteries
Because he was charged with battery.
I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.
She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!
A pillow
You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.
They have no home to run to
Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.
Salmon-chanted evening!
A cannibal