Midday Jokes

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

Apple Watch Jokes More Apple Watch Jokes

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

What does an Apple Watch do when it gets hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.