April Sale - 20% Off

Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

Previous Random Joke Next

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

Alp Jokes More Alp Jokes

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.