Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

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What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

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Who's there? Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock KNOCK KNOCK. Who is there?

The pilot.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.

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Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!