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Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

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What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

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What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag.

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They've already told you.

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Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.