Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

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What's a stoners favorite word?

Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)

Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

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Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

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Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.