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What happened when the car took LSD?

It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!

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What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

What happened to all the Pokémon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

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What do you call a group of cars?

A clutch!

What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

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What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

Time

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

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Why did people hate going on road trips with Kurt Cobain?

Because he always called shotgun

What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine