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Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

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Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

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When is a woman wrong?

As long as she is unmarried.

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

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What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

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What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

What did the cat say when it got hurt?

Me-OW!