Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

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What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

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How did the man get the woman into the pool club?

He snooker in!

What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

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What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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What is ISIS?

They are Radical!!! Please don't hurt me....

What am I supposed to do with this computer now?

IT: Work M: Who hurt you