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Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

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Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

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Why do women prefer old gynecologists?

Their shaky hands!

What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

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Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

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What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.