What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Catholic Priest...... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector?

Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do your mom and the Baltimore Police have in common?

They both like giving nickel rides to black men!

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

Why do bikes have kick-stands?

Because they're two-tired.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What does an Australian witch ride on?

A broomerang!

What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.