Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.
Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.
St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
Son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case
Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.
My mom asked Gravity, I replied.
One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.
ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.
Because that might be your bike
A Piecycle.
Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V
Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.
