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What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

What are some good dad jokes?

I never had a dad to tell me any.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do you call a cat who watches dirty movies?

A purrvert.

How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose?

Bicycle petals!

What do you get when you cross Pizza with a Bike?

A Piecycle.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.