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What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby?

20 minutes, thermostat 8.

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

Why was the strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam!

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

Bored.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What is the definition of "derange"?

De place where de cowboys ride!

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.