Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

What did one Pencil say to the other?

Your looking Sharp!

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Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

What is a joke that works on many levels?

HR Department.

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How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

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What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated?

Work it out with a pencil

What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

Math Teacher Jokes More Math Teacher Jokes

What do math teachers grow?

Geometrees and trigonometrees

What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!