Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail.

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How does a skeleton solve a problem?

With the bare-bones approach.

How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

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What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

What do you call a constipated mason?

A brick-layer.

Math Teacher Jokes More Math Teacher Jokes

How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.