What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

What's the difference between feminists and a pencil?

A pencil has a point.

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What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

What is a joke that works on many levels?

HR Department.

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What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated?

Work it out with a pencil

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.