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What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

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What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

Why did the dog feel insecure in her bathing suit?

She was a little husky.

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Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the manager say to his new Chinese intern?

How, are you?

What do you call a rich Chinese person?

Cha ching

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

Oven Mitt Jokes More Oven Mitt Jokes

What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts?

He drops it like it's hot.

What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.