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What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

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What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

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How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb?

Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.

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How does the average Chinese worker find a new job?

ChinkedIn.

How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

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How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

Oven Mitt Jokes More Oven Mitt Jokes

What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts?

He drops it like it's hot.

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.