What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

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What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

Why does a dog wag it's tail?

No one else will do it for them

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What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

Who's there! Courtney Pine! Courtney Pine who?

Courtney Pine tables I need a new one!

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What did the chinese pirate say?

Awwlllll!

Why can't Chinese have Caucasian children?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

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How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?

Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented

How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

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What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts?

He drops it like it's hot.

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.